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Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1) Kyle
2) Stan
3) Cartman
4) Kenny
5) Butters
6) Token
7) Wendy
8) Bebe
9) Craig
10) Mr. Kitty

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'd be like, "Hi, you definitely have the wrong bedroom, seeing I'm not Stan."

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
I'd be like, "Stan, you're in denial, you big homosexual. You don't me, you want the Jew."

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
... Tell him to get the hell out immediately and not freakin... use the toilet while I showered.

Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"I wouldn't put it past you, Ken *pats him on back*" Then I'd countdown how long it takes him to cheat on him.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Aw, that'd be the sweetest thing ever if Butters cooked me dinner! I'd give him a big hug

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd be like, "Oh my, I love me a smooth talkin black boy."

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"...Welcome to the family, Wendy?"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
"*valley girl voice* Bebe, you har, what were you DOING, betch?"

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Smack him. And tell him his voice was lame, so HA.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Ew, then fuck you Mr. Kitty, I thought we were friends.

What would they do under the following circumstances: Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Okay Kyle like.. loves me. He'd find a way to save me, he'd get everyone together and they'd all rescue me. Aw Kyle *blows kiss*

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Aw, Stan calls for help and somehow gets me to a hospital. Because Stan loves me, too.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Haha nothing, Cartman wouldn't give a shit.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He'd try saving me but... he'd probably ignite into flames and die, so I'd be totally screwed =[

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Aw, he'll make me feel better by just being his cute little self, then he'll remind that I'm trying my best, and "that's all Jesus asks of you". lmfao.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Um... If I was gonna marry a cat (I must be like.. majorly cracked out here), I'd hope Token would kinda you know... step in and... NOT let me marry a cat?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Aw, Wendy would totally be like, my BFF and take me out and do girly things with me.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Aw, Bebe will equally be like my BFF and make me laugh with her ditzy self, and then she'll do girly things with me.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Uh, he probably wouldn't. Craig obviously doesn't like me, he made fun of my friends before, remember?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Probably just kinda... stare at me in that Mr. Kitty way.

Relationship part
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he's Kyle and he's totally adorable and sweet and nyaww, I just love him

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
"K Stan, you're hallucinating. We're gonna sit down, chill out, drink some coffee, get sober, and this'll allll blow over."

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
HAHAHA. No. They'd be appalled by him

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Well, you did marry him, so... I'd hope you love him, Kenny.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Ew, no.

Number 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I go, "Um, whatever Token, you laid next to me at the beach and make me think like we had a chance! *runs away sobbing dramatically*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"....So is Wendy a lesbian?"

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Haha, Bebe thinks she'll never get a girlfriend? I'd um... I don't know, how do you console a chick who doesn't think she'll get a girlfriend?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail.
Craig sucks, please stop making him talk to me.

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?
I'd be like "....Kyle, there's a cat kissing you. Um.. make it stop."

Friendship part
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
Um, no O_o

Would number 2 trust number 5?
Sure, who doesn't trust Butters?

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
Haha, maybe, you KNOW Wendy secretly has a thang for Cartman.

Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?
Mr. Kitty bites him in the jugular vain, which results in his death.

Number 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Um... I have no idea.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
HAHA OMG, that'd be good. Um.. maybe they'd make something relating to oreos together

Number 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Um... bitching people out XD

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Sure, haha, but I like Butters little hair XD

Number 9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
Why are Wendy and Bebe so gay in this quiz? Anyway um.. if she's totally hot, then Bebe should be happy. I would be!

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
What the hell, lmao. If Bebe's blushing while speaking to a cat, I think I'm gonna you know... slip some meds in that drink...

What would happen if...

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Cartman would be like, "HEY!!!!" all pissed off.

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?
HAHA Stan would probably find it first and then he'd go find Craig and fuck him up XD

5 and 6 did a work-out together?
Butters would be all awkward and confused, aww.

Number 6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Um, he can go die, he made me think I had a chance and I didn't, remember?

7 won the lottery?
Omg we'd shop together like BFF, bitch.

8 had quite a big secret?
I'd be like, "=O TELL ME GIRL"

9 became a singer?
How the HELLLLL would that happen, haha, his voice would suuuck.

10 got a daughter?
....Good for you, Mr. Kitty....

What would 1 think of 2?
He totally loves him and would do aaanything for him

What would 2 find weird about 3?
Basically everything.

How would 3 greet 4?
"I hate you Kenny"

What would 4 envy about 5?
That Butters has a better chance with than him. Cuz, pssh, like Kenny doesn't want a piece of me.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
I have nooo idea, I don't think Butters would dream about Token.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both totally didn't a shit about hurting Stan's feelings lol

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Omg if Bebe was getting hit on by one of Wendy's men, duuuhhhh.

Where would 8 meet 9?
School?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
HAHAHA. That he hates cats?

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Aw, like Kyle would threaten a cat.